Sunday, September 7, 2008


A friend of mine put this up on the Anchorage craigslist:

Maverick Seeks Running Mate - 72 (Arizona)

I'm not sure McCain succeeded on the "weirdo" caveat. I guess it depends on your definition of "weirdo," and on how much of an "elitist" you happen to be.


Someone flagged the post, and it was subsequently removed. Here it is as it originally looked:

Date: 2008-08-31 12:26:42
PostID: 821140098
Title: (men seeking women) Maverick seeks running mate
Older politician seeks youthful partner for campaign or potential LTR. Previous
political experience desirable, but not necessary.

I'm looking for someone I can treat to a whirlwind tour of the United States over
the next two months, ideally ending up in Washington DC for, say, four to eight years.

Me: Older (but still spunky!) right-wing moderate looking to get one or more
women into a small confined space for voting only. No kinky stuff.

You: youthful, charismatic, non-Washington type with iron-clad pro-life credentials
willing to pander to both the religious right and the working woman. Married? Me
too. Kids? Even better. Newborn infant at 44? Jimbo Dobson will eat that up!

Must love guns.

Interested? Come to St. Paul this week to meet my 50,000 closest friends.

No weirdos/perverts please.

  • Location: Arizona
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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